Bad dark Summons

Just to kill some time, complete the phrase:

When i get a Blood Blob in my Dark Summons I... (Complete with your thoughts).

Mine: When i get a Blood Blob in my dark summons I feel like A-Team just farted in my face.

Note: You can change the monster if you have a least favorite monsta, Bee Queen perhaps.

When I get a naga in my dark summon, i feel like A-team pissed in my corn flakes.

When I get a child of purification in my dark summon, I feel like McDonald's forgot my fries, the amazon package took 2 months to ship and arrived broken, I lost my retirement funds at the greyhound races, Wilfred shit in my boot, and What the Buck became a TV show.

LOL... Seems like Child of purification has really sabotage your summons.

That ugly bastard sabotaged my life...

When i get a Kelpie in my Dark Summons I feel like A-Team killed my parents, ground them up, cooked them into chili, and told me about it right as I finished eating it.

When I get an AA in a dark summon I check outside for flying pigs, zombies, the easter bunny, and an honest politician.

I paid dark summoned for the first time a few days ago (found out from a clanmate that google play gift cards could be used for soul points, and I happened to have one lying around which I was using as a drink coaster...), so I got some ice crystals and 3 dark summons;
Child of Purification, Bunyip, Bonnacon

When I get slumber breath, and crit fodder in a dark summon, i wonder if I clicked on ally summon instead

Just for fun I posted this in the auction house. Complete the phrase "When i get a Blood Blob in a dark summon i feel like..." I will post answers here.

Jane (Lv46): I was given a used tampon.

Otto (Lv 55): Popcorn

Sid (Lv 57): ...stepping in someones throat!

Skywalker (Lv 84): ...feel like being robbed.

When I spent a pretty penny on a Dual Dark Summon, I had a choice between Naga or Kelpie, it feels as though ATeam likes smacking their decent customers square in the face.

Which is precisely why I will never buy again. GG ATeam, pro Marketing Skills.

...I was tea-bagged by a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts

I feel like I killed a homeless man by starving him to death



My friend got a wingarm dragon like the 3rd time he used one

What i got was a B+ and a B to choose from in the dual dark summons

I mean you gotta be kidding me, 3 bucks for a nothing

if it was a dollar per summons I wouldn't be so bad, considering the odds of you getting AA or anything good are retarded.

I got an a summon crystal for my stamp today. I summoned a c+ assult wurm.
I feel like I pissed off vlad the impaler.

Haha yeah crazy disappointment with those crappy monsta.

When I spent $30 for 11 dark summons and I get crit,slumber, venom Bs and 1 Hell Hammer Spider I feel like writing a formal report to the better business bureau

They should put the number to the Gambling Hotline because some people have spend 100's and for stuff that is not real. Not gonna lie I love this game but I'm done spending any money on it anymore, specially after the stamp event I got between two accounts 8 summons I got B's and 1 Scatter Host with beast down, I wasnt expecting AAA's I'm just saying, my luck in this game is exponentially terrible. I was chatting with some guy in the chat here and he said he spend something like over 1700 on dark summons and got 0 AAs nor any A's worth a lot. That to me seems pretty close to a gambling addiction. Yet people get AAA's the night they came out. I really would love to chat with the tech department of A-team about how their servers work but I doubt they would let me in on any information.

/rant

Yeah, people spend a lot of money... Addicting.

When i get Moonlight bird in a dark summon i feel like A-team offered to take me out to dinner then fed me rotten cheese and made me pay for it.

When I get a Beelzebub in my dark summon, it feels like I just got crapped on by bill gates.

I used to spend money on the game, and when I did I spent probably a total of $200+ USD on dark summon promotions like dual dark summons and 11x dark summons.

Best summon I ever got? A goddamn magic light dragon.

Since then, though; I have quit spending money, and turned my 400 ep total worth into about 1000 just by uptrading, running a full AA+m(20) team now

When I bought 11x pack an best card I got was forsaken, I felt like a butt plug.

When I get a Great Horned Warrior in my dark summon, it feels like I took a sledgehammer to the balls :c

When I got a Dark Elf Berserker from a Dark Summon, I felt as though A-Team span in my bean curd...