Lets start a religion

Im serious, forum message me if you are on board. I need a few more martyrs.

This is not a clan, but rather an ideology centered around shenanigans and general internet gaffotry.

Hail Dio
Hail PAiN the Cereal Deity
Hail SEES

1) Do not talk about S.E.E.S.
2) DO NOT TALK ABOUT S.E.E.S.
3) SEES Has You, remember that.

(Im not kidding, dont ask me what SEES is, I dont know what it is... or do I?)

Be devout Dioists my brothers, and the True God will lead you unto a land of horny wimmin.
If thats not reason enough, hailing Dioism and related idiocy in your bio, #1s wall, your friend's wall, your enemy's wall and my wall (#34 tyranny overall) can get you free shit.

Depending on how much I like you there are Cs, Bs, BP and $ golems up for me to randomly hand out to followers. You do not follow me, you follow Dio, you follow AL GAZABREH.



Its very uncentered, I am your messaih. That is all. Answer every question in a mystic evasive way to make targets wtf themselves on the toilet - because there isnt any explanation to this religion. You yourself have full creative license to make up random shit about the creation of this universe as cereal bowl etc. I have no idea what comes next, improvise EVERYTHING.

4) You are an angel, and I love you. Know that, and never forget.
4.5) Aka five
6) Praise Dio. Every fucking day.

In case you missed it.
Praise Dio. Every fucking day.



(thanks buddy for the images)

W.T.F

What? The? Fuck??????? Dude whatever you're on, I want some

But if you are even somehow half serious about this. I don't even know what to say.

I follow nobody, I am my own god.

I can feel this game losing flavor, I must do something nuts

Zamiel wrote:I can feel this game losing flavor, I must do something nuts

Haha, understandable! Now it all makes so much sense.

ALL HAIL DIOS!
ALL BOW BEFORE DIOS
ALL PRAISE DIOS
FOR HE IS THE SHEPHERD OF HUMANS
HE WHO BRINGS US JOY AND HAPPINESS
HE WHO LEADS US TO A LAND FULL OF PROMISCUOUS WOMEN AND ALCOHOL AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
HE WHO LEADS THE FAITHFUL
HIS FOLLOWERS WILL BASK IN A HEAVENLY LIGHT AND WILL FOREVER ENJOY A LIFE FULL OF SEX AND MEMORIES WHICH SHALL NOT BE REMEMBERED.
HE. IS. GOD.

Do your demons, do they ever let you go?
When you've tried do they hide deep inside?
is it someone that you know?
You're just a picture, you're an image caught in time.
We're a lie, you and I, we're words without a rhyme

Only DIO has the power to make you stand up and shout!

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¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR DIO ¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨
¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø HAIL DIO THE GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨
¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸

I believe in the sun, even though it is slow in rising.
I believe in you, without realizing.
I believe in rain, though there are no clouds in the sky.
I believe in truth, even though people lie.
I believe in peace, though sometimes I am violent.
I believe in Dio, even though he is silent.

Made from comments of different people, this is only a few screenshots worth since I dont have all day.

Zamiel wrote:
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¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR DIO ¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨
¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø HAIL DIO THE GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨
¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸

I believe in the sun, even though it is slow in rising.
I believe in you, without realizing.
I believe in rain, though there are no clouds in the sky.
I believe in truth, even though people lie.
I believe in peace, though sometimes I am violent.
I believe in Dio, even though he is silent.

Made from comments of different people, this is only a few screenshots worth since I dont have all day.

I was liking it until the islamic star symbol. Why make your own for Dioism?