QUITTING: WHO WANTS FREE MONSTERS!?

EDIT: Check the rage quit thread. :\

Yup, I am quitting, but first I want to have a little fun.

My monsters shall not be given, traded, sold for gold, set free, beaten, raped, fed brusselsprouts to, forced to wear hipster glasses, and they shall absolutely not be exchanged for energy potions.

Instead, they are prizes in a contest I shall hold throughout DarkSummoner. Do not send me private messages here, they shall not be opened.

So I am going to hold a poetry contest. The winner shall get my most valuable monster, second place my second most valuable, and so on. They shall be selected upon my choice, based on a number of aspects. I will select a random time(s), random number of times, and a random list of comments which will be spammed on my profile. A person may only win one prize, and I shall start with my least valuable A monster then go up. Poems to this thread will be disregarded.

Poems can be about anything, any form, and must take no more than 3 comment length.

Also, spread the Word if you understAnd my reaSon for all of This. No rEward, the reason is a reward itself.

Anyways, pOst your random poetry tomorrow in my comment wall. Starting at night preFerably. PST.


And I wish you all good luck! Enjoy your TIME on Dark Summoner!

Yes, I am that bored... but again, it's a matter of commenting at the right time.

Oh, and by the way, the monsters are:
Lewd+ lvl 30 ish (2 pre)
Oracle+ max (2 def up)
BBV+ max (2 lwr def)
Fafnir+ max (1 crit)
I think its Winged Elite+ max (agi 2) in formation

sloth lvl 1
purelight+ lvl 1
massacre lvl 1
and a bunch of c's.
oh and arachna+ with slumber.

Waste of Time.

Even IF I were to take part, how can anyone find you to post the comments? You haven't said your rank.

What's wrong with brussels sprouts? Cooked properly, they're delicious.

I fart, you fart,
big dump, small rump,
Chewy gum, gimme some!

You looking for something funny or serious?

Dan Dan pooping in a pan.
Will any get out? Sure it can!
Scoot dat ass across the floor,
while slamming the beers like a screen door.

all the monsters label'd free
shall be given all to me
Just because my name is God
and i got a big fat rod

Congratulations, my son!
Today is your day.
You're off to great places,
You've free time to play!

Get on outta here, fella
Now that DS you scorn.
You'll be seeing great "faces,"
Those of internet porn!

You've a left hand and right hand,
Your hard dick in your pants
Lube by the gallon, and Kleenex in bulk
Jerk off 'til you can't!

It's off to the races
Your bandwidth on high
Coeds kiffing and yiffing
Through the closet you spy

You'll see Japanese schoolgirls
A dildo or two
A mature whose pussy
Can play the kazoo!

They've got paddles and ball gags
Where'd that traffic cone go!
Dumb sluts and fucked butts
Boy, that lesbo can blow!

Hard knobs and handjobs
A midget on top
Gangbangs and toy trains
And how quickly you'll pop!

Oh, the things you will see here
Twenty four gallons of cum
Why's she covered in pudding?
Who's that fisting your mum?

See that chubber in rubber
Stuff gummy bears in her twat
Three whores felching and belching
And a man with two cocks

An amputee with a strapon
A labrador with your boss
A four-hundred pound dyke
Using tampons for floss

That twink from the bus stop
Deepthroating bears at the zoo
Estranged boyfriends and girlfiends
Faces covered in poo

Keep on stroking and choking
Blow your load 'til you drop.
It's not like some dumb game
You're deciding to stop.

lol nice!

Apologies to Dr. Seuss

I'm 450 overall ranking. You can leave those monsters there

Any others that enjoyed, donations are appreciated

Best quit thread ever.

* loud applause for the creativity *

Dark Summoner Sucks!
Don't know why I'm still playing.
What a WASTE OF TIME!

*poetry claps*

Don't want anything, just wanted to post my 'somewhat' creativity.

Roses are Red,
Violents are Blue,
Get in my pants please,
Parce que i lub et tu

I make a nickel
They make a dime
That's why I shit
On company time

I ask not that my bed of death
From bands of greedy heirs be free;
For these besiege the latest breath
Of fortune's favoured sons, not me.

I ask not each kind soul to keep
Tearless, when of my death he hears;
Let those who will, if any, weep!
There are worse plagues on earth than tears.

I ask but that my death may find
The freedom to my life denied;
Ask but the folly of mankind,
Then, at last, to quit my side.

Spare me the whispering, crowded room,
The friends who come, and gape, and go;
The ceremonious air of gloom—
All which makes death a hideous show!

Nor bring, to see me cease to live,
Some doctor full of phrase and fame,
To shake his sapient head and give
The ill he cannot cure a name.

Nor fetch, to take the accustomed toll
Of the poor sinner bound for death,
His brother doctor of the soul,
To canvass with official breath

The future and its viewless things—
That undiscovered mystery
Which one who feels death's winnowing wings
Must need read clearer, sure, than he!

Bring none of these; but let me be,
While all around in silence lies,
Moved to the window near, and see
Once more before my dying eyes

Bathed in the sacred dew of morn
The wide aerial landscape spread—
The world which was ere I was born,
The world which lasts when I am dead.

Which never was the friend of one,
Nor promised love it could not give,
But lit for all its generous sun,
And lived itself, and made us live.

There let me gaze, till I become
In soul with what I gaze on wed!
To feel the universe my home;
To have before my mind -instead

Of the sick-room, the mortal strife,
The turmoil for a little breath—
The pure eternal course of life,
Not human combatings with death.

Thus feeling, gazing, let me grow
Composed, refreshed, ennobled, clear;
Then willing let my spirit go
To work or wait elsewhere or here!

So do we do our poems here or on DS?

GUESS THE NUMBER 1 - 99 AND WIN MY TEAM FORMATION !!!

My formation is:

-Sara+
-Kotone+
-Anna+
-Gerges+
-Vlad+

dr4ko wrote:GUESS THE NUMBER 1 - 99 AND WIN MY TEAM FORMATION !!!

My formation is:

-Sara+
-Kotone+
-Anna+
-Gerges+
-Vlad+

Lol ok
Please see my roll via Vorpal's Die

The member 'Doofus' has done the following action : Dices roll

'Vorpal's Die' : 8

I'll go with 69

ALL IN !!!!

I have royal straight to Ace...

So, send me your monster via gift xDDDDD

75

27!