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Post by General Osf Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:38 pm

Just to kill some time, complete the phrase:

When i get a Blood Blob in my Dark Summons I... (Complete with your thoughts).

Mine: When i get a Blood Blob in my dark summons I feel like A-Team just farted in my face.

Note: You can change the monster if you have a least favorite monsta, Bee Queen perhaps.



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Post by XSam Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:40 pm

When I get a naga in my dark summon, i feel like A-team pissed in my corn flakes.

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Post by Dark Impact Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:56 pm

When I get a child of purification in my dark summon, I feel like McDonald's forgot my fries, the amazon package took 2 months to ship and arrived broken, I lost my retirement funds at the greyhound races, Wilfred shit in my boot, and What the Buck became a TV show.

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Post by General Osf Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:47 pm

LOL... Seems like Child of purification has really sabotage your summons.
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Post by Dark Impact Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:04 pm

That ugly bastard sabotaged my life...

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Post by Horg Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:21 pm

When i get a Kelpie in my Dark Summons I feel like A-Team killed my parents, ground them up, cooked them into chili, and told me about it right as I finished eating it.
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Post by Dark Impact Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:23 pm

When I get an AA in a dark summon I check outside for flying pigs, zombies, the easter bunny, and an honest politician.

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Post by larry378 Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:01 am

I paid dark summoned for the first time a few days ago (found out from a clanmate that google play gift cards could be used for soul points, and I happened to have one lying around which I was using as a drink coaster...), so I got some ice crystals and 3 dark summons;
Child of Purification, Bunyip, Bonnacon

When I get slumber breath, and crit fodder in a dark summon, i wonder if I clicked on ally summon instead
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Post by General Osf Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:44 pm

Just for fun I posted this in the auction house. Complete the phrase "When i get a Blood Blob in a dark summon i feel like..." I will post answers here.

Jane (Lv46): I was given a used tampon.

Otto (Lv 55): Popcorn

Sid (Lv 57): ...stepping in someones throat!

Skywalker (Lv 84): ...feel like being robbed.
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Post by Xoct Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:48 pm

When I spent a pretty penny on a Dual Dark Summon, I had a choice between Naga or Kelpie, it feels as though ATeam likes smacking their decent customers square in the face.

Which is precisely why I will never buy again. GG ATeam, pro Marketing Skills.

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Post by XJF Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:16 am

...I was tea-bagged by a guy with elephantiasis of the nuts
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Post by CaseyJones Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:33 am

I feel like I killed a homeless man by starving him to death



My friend got a wingarm dragon like the 3rd time he used one

What i got was a B+ and a B to choose from in the dual dark summons

I mean you gotta be kidding me, 3 bucks for a nothing

if it was a dollar per summons I wouldn't be so bad, considering the odds of you getting AA or anything good are retarded.





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Post by mosher999 Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:11 am

I got an a summon crystal for my stamp today. I summoned a c+ assult wurm.
I feel like I pissed off vlad the impaler.

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Post by General Osf Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:17 pm

Haha yeah crazy disappointment with those crappy monsta.
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Post by BeastlySerenity Fri Dec 28, 2012 9:23 am

When I spent $30 for 11 dark summons and I get crit,slumber, venom Bs and 1 Hell Hammer Spider I feel like writing a formal report to the better business bureau

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Post by CaseyJones Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:24 am

They should put the number to the Gambling Hotline because some people have spend 100's and for stuff that is not real. Not gonna lie I love this game but I'm done spending any money on it anymore, specially after the stamp event I got between two accounts 8 summons I got B's and 1 Scatter Host with beast down, I wasnt expecting AAA's I'm just saying, my luck in this game is exponentially terrible. I was chatting with some guy in the chat here and he said he spend something like over 1700 on dark summons and got 0 AAs nor any A's worth a lot. That to me seems pretty close to a gambling addiction. Yet people get AAA's the night they came out. I really would love to chat with the tech department of A-team about how their servers work but I doubt they would let me in on any information.

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Post by General Osf Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:39 am

Yeah, people spend a lot of money... Addicting.
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Post by laxkid Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:28 pm

When i get Moonlight bird in a dark summon i feel like A-team offered to take me out to dinner then fed me rotten cheese and made me pay for it.

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Post by The Dark Angel Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:42 pm

When I get a Beelzebub in my dark summon, it feels like I just got crapped on by bill gates.
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Post by Dark Impact Fri Jan 25, 2013 4:29 pm

I used to spend money on the game, and when I did I spent probably a total of $200+ USD on dark summon promotions like dual dark summons and 11x dark summons.

Best summon I ever got? A goddamn magic light dragon.

Since then, though; I have quit spending money, and turned my 400 ep total worth into about 1000 just by uptrading, running a full AA+m(20) team now Very Happy

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Post by iluvawhooty Fri Mar 01, 2013 3:02 pm

When I bought 11x pack an best card I got was forsaken, I felt like a butt plug.
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Post by TreyDobe Thu Mar 07, 2013 6:28 pm

When I get a Great Horned Warrior in my dark summon, it feels like I took a sledgehammer to the balls :c
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Post by Exolon Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:21 pm

When I got a Dark Elf Berserker from a Dark Summon, I felt as though A-Team span in my bean curd...
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